Pen Warnings

My coworkers keep accidentally taking pens home, and we keep running out, so my boss asked me to make something to put on the pens so that we'll be less likely to accidentally stick them in our pockets. So I made some little warning flags. My coworkers are gonna hate me, haha.

This is art, right? I dunno. Haha. Can I get a job designing warning labels? I need a real design job....